Transitional Fossils

Started by PSALM14:1, March 29, 2014, 12:05:00 pm

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nathan hogroast


'Unearthing' this topic with humor :)


Well, since we're in the humor mode...

A family went to a natural history museum.  The guide showed them a fossil and said, "This fossil is 3 million, 500 thousand and 42 years old."

"And that fossil over there," he continued, "is 2 million and 42 years old."

"Wow," one of the kids piped in.  "How are you able to date the fossils so accurately?

"Well," the guide responded, "the fossil was 2 million years old when I started working here 42 years ago, so it's a matter of simple math!"


A quick google search for 'Evolution jokes'

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Darwinist #1: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Darwinist #2: The fittest chickens cross the road.

A horse walks into a church,
"Why the long face?" asks the priest.
"Evolution," says the horse.


Uh oh, you just gave Evo scientists some ideas for more "important" studies that are "going to tell us more about who we are and where we came from."

Grant application time!