Transitional Fossils

Started by PSALM14:1, March 29, 2014, 12:05:00 pm

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nathan hogroast


Citrus

'Unearthing' this topic with humor :)


PSALM14:1

Well, since we're in the humor mode...

A family went to a natural history museum.  The guide showed them a fossil and said, "This fossil is 3 million, 500 thousand and 42 years old."

"And that fossil over there," he continued, "is 2 million and 42 years old."

"Wow," one of the kids piped in.  "How are you able to date the fossils so accurately?

"Well," the guide responded, "the fossil was 2 million years old when I started working here 42 years ago, so it's a matter of simple math!"


Citrus

A quick google search for 'Evolution jokes'

Quote
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Darwinist #1: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Darwinist #2: The fittest chickens cross the road.


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A horse walks into a church,
"Why the long face?" asks the priest.
"Evolution," says the horse.



PSALM14:1

Uh oh, you just gave Evo scientists some ideas for more "important" studies that are "going to tell us more about who we are and where we came from."

Grant application time!